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justjohn
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« Thread Started on Jun 22, 2011, 5:18am »

First-year students at the U of Missouri Med School were receiving their first anatomy class with a real dead human body.

They all gathered around the surgery table with the body covered with a white sheet.

The professor started the class by telling them, "In medicine, it is necessary to have 2 important qualities as a doctor.

The first is that you’re not to be disgusted by anything involving the human body"

For example, the Professor pulled back the sheet, stuck his finger in the butt of the corpse withdrew it and stuck it in his mouth." Go ahead and do the same thing," he told his students.

The students freaked out, hesitated for several minutes, but eventually took turns sticking a finger in the butt of dead body and sucking on it

When everyone finished, the Professor looked at them and told them, “The second most important quality is observation. I stuck in my middle finger and sucked on my index finger.

Now learn to pay attention

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Re: Observation
« Reply #1 on Jun 22, 2011, 12:37pm »

Jun 22, 2011, 5:18am, justjohn wrote:

First-year students at the U of Missouri Med School were receiving their first anatomy class with a real dead human body.

They all gathered around the surgery table with the body covered with a white sheet.

The professor started the class by telling them, "In medicine, it is necessary to have 2 important qualities as a doctor.

The first is that you�re not to be disgusted by anything involving the human body"

For example, the Professor pulled back the sheet, stuck his finger in the butt of the corpse withdrew it and stuck it in his mouth." Go ahead and do the same thing," he told his students.

The students freaked out, hesitated for several minutes, but eventually took turns sticking a finger in the butt of dead body and sucking on it

When everyone finished, the Professor looked at them and told them, �The second most important quality is observation. I stuck in my middle finger and sucked on my index finger.

Now learn to pay attention

It reminds me of Professor Van Helsing:

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Re: Observation
« Reply #2 on Jun 23, 2011, 5:56am »

Good one Pawian !!!!

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