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Post by JustJohn or JJ on Nov 22, 2017 10:01:42 GMT -7
 I went to the liquor store Tuesday afternoon on my bicycle, bought a bottle of Scotch, and put it in the bicycle basket. As I was about to leave, I thought to myself that if I fell off the bicycle, the bottle would break. So I drank all the Scotch before I cycled home. It turned out to be a very good decision because I fell off my bicycle seven times on the way home. |
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Post by karl on Nov 22, 2017 11:02:55 GMT -7
J.J.
Highly excellent I must say, for cycling has its hazards, and, I say this from experience. For each morning do I cycle for or about, 4 Km, this to stretch my legs after a short walk pushing the darn thing for the sake of my back muscles.
Always an eye out for hazards, such as a stupid dog running out infront of me, or worse, a commuter backing their auto out on to the street with out watching, resulting with being struck by the front wheel of my bicycle and then my body.
But, never thought of drinking a bottle of scotch though, that would be an experience doubled by copious amounts of fresh oxygenated air as an oxidizer. In that manner, striking the auto would not hurt, nor of striking the ground as a secondary impact. Hell with the stupid dog, just run over him and suffer the consequences, for after drinking a full bottle of scotch---who cares..
Karl
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