Bumper Stickers
"IF YOU CAN'T FEED EM, DON'T BREED EM!"
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Constipated People Don't Give A Crap
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If You Can Read This, I've Lost My Trailer ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
Horn Broken... Watch For Finger
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The Earth Is Full - Go Home
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I Have The Body Of A God - Buddha
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So Many Pedestrians - So Little Time
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Cleverly Disguised As A Responsible Adult
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If We Quit Voting, Will They All Go Away?
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Eat Right, Exercise, Die Anyway
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Illiterate? Write For Help
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Honk If Anything Falls Off
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Cover Me, I'm Changing Lanes
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He Who Hesitates Not Only Is Lost,
But is Miles From The Next Exit
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I Refuse To Have A Battle Of Wits With An
Unarmed Person
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You! Out Of The Gene Pool - Now!
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I Do Whatever My Rice Krispies Tell Me To
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Fight Crime: Shoot Back!
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(Seen Upside Down On A Jeep)
If You Can Read This, Please Flip Me Back Over...
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Stop Lights Timed For 35 mph
Also Are Timed For 70 mph
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Guys: No Shirt, No Service
Gals: No Shirt, No Charge
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If Walking Is So Good For You, Then Why Does
My Mailman Look Like Jabba The Hut?
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Ax Me About Ebonics
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Body By Nautilus; Brain By Mattel
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Boldly Going Nowhere
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Caution - Driver Legally Blonde
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Heart Attacks: God's Revenge
For Eating His Animal Friends
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Honk If You've Never Seen
An Uzi Fired From A Car Window
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How Many Roads Must A Man Travel Down
Before He Admits He is Lost?
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GROW YOUR OWN DOPE -- PLANT A MAN
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All Men Are Animals; Some Just Make Better Pets
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And Lastly:
"POLITICIANS & DIAPERS BOTH NEED TO BE CHANGED, AND FOR THE SAME REASON"