Politics of All Stripes

[kaima]

Ok, the idea is to include all political jokes in this thread. This is a tough nut to crack - getting people to post where they should - but we are off to a good start with:



If you must have your own, then try
hillarynutcracker.com/completelynuts.html

With endorsements:

"I know where I'll be doing all my holiday shopping!"
--- Laura Bush

" “I am not running and I am not a nut.
Seriously, I am not a nut.” --- Al Gore

"I can feel the squeeze.
I can feel Bill's pain." --- Barack Obama

"Hillary Nutcracker,
that's redundant, isn't it?" --- Rudy Giuliani

"No comment" --- Bill Clinton

[kaima]

A telephone sticker a friend recently sent:

[kaima]

This is no joke, but rather a good example of how far some think 'security' must go to be effective ...

GOVERNMENT IN ACTION

Three aldermen in Dover, New Jersey seem exceptionally apprehensive that the towr's gumball machines are easy targets for terrorists to poison their community and have been studying the issue zealously since April. The aldermen have checked all 800 gumball miachines in the town of 18,000, gotten rid of the 100 that were unlicensed, and will report to the mayor by January 1 on the town's vulnerability. (The mayor has been mildly supportive of the project, as contrasted with the police chief, who said, "You’d probably win the lottery first, before being victimized by terrorist's gumballs.)"