Post by Mary on Dec 19, 2007 19:07:40 GMT -7
Stupid comments from famous people.............
(Miss America 1995.)
>
>Question: If you could live forever, would you and why?
>
>Answer: "I would not live forever, because we should not live forever,
>because if we were supposed to live forever, then we would live
>forever, but we cannot live forever, which is why I would not live forever,"
>
>--Miss Alabama in the 1995 Miss USA contest.
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> "Whenever I watch TV and see those poor starving kids all over the
>world, I can't help but cry. I mean I'd love to be skinny like that,
>but not with all those flies and death and stuff."
>--Mariah Carey
>
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> "Smoking kills. If you're killed, you've lost a very important part
>of your life,"
>--Brooke Shields, during an interview to become Spokesperson for
>federal anti-smoking campaign.
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>"I've never had major knee surgery on any other part of my body,"
>--Winston Bennett, University of Kentucky basketball forward.
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> "Outside of the killings, Washington has one of the lowest crime
>rates in the country,"
>--Mayor Marion Barry, Washington, DC.
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> "I'm not going to have some reporters pawing through our papers. We
>are the president."
>--Hillary Clinton commenting on the release of subpoenaed documents.
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> "That lowdown scoundrel deserves to be kicked to death by a jackass,
>and I'm just the one to do it,"
>--A congressional candidate in Texas.
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>"Half this game is ninety percent mental."
>--Philadelphia Phillies manager, Danny Ozark
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>
>"It isn't pollution that's harming the environment. It's the impurities
>in our air and water that are doing it."
>--Al Gore, Vice President
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> "I love California. I practically grew up in Phoenix."
> --Dan Quayle
>
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> "We've got to pause and ask ourselves: How much clean air do we need?
>--Lee Iacocca
>
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>
> "The word "genius" isn't applicable in football. A genius is a guy
>like Norman Einstein." - --Joe Theisman, NFL football quarterback &
>sports analyst.
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> "We don't necessarily discriminate. We simply exclude certain types
>of people."
>--Colonel Gerald Wellman, ROTC Instrutor.
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>"If we don't succeed, we run the risk of failure."
>--Bill Clinton, President
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> "Traditionally, most of Australia's imports come from overseas."!
>
>--Keppel Enderbery
>
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>
>"Your food stamps will be stopped effective March 1992 because we
>received notice that you passed away. May God bless you. You may
>reapply if there is a change in your circumstances."
>--Department of Social Services, Greenville, South Carolina
>
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>
> "If somebody has a bad heart, they can plug this jack in at night as
>they go to bed and it will monitor their heart throughout the night.
>And the next morning, when they wake up dead, there'll be a record."
>--Mark S. Fowler, FCC Chairman
>
>
>*************************
>
>....Feeling smarter yet?
>
(Miss America 1995.)
>
>Question: If you could live forever, would you and why?
>
>Answer: "I would not live forever, because we should not live forever,
>because if we were supposed to live forever, then we would live
>forever, but we cannot live forever, which is why I would not live forever,"
>
>--Miss Alabama in the 1995 Miss USA contest.
>
>``````````````````````````````````
>
> "Whenever I watch TV and see those poor starving kids all over the
>world, I can't help but cry. I mean I'd love to be skinny like that,
>but not with all those flies and death and stuff."
>--Mariah Carey
>
>````````````
>
> "Smoking kills. If you're killed, you've lost a very important part
>of your life,"
>--Brooke Shields, during an interview to become Spokesperson for
>federal anti-smoking campaign.
>
>`````````````````````````````````````````````````
>
>
>
>"I've never had major knee surgery on any other part of my body,"
>--Winston Bennett, University of Kentucky basketball forward.
>
>`````````````````````````````````````````````
>
> "Outside of the killings, Washington has one of the lowest crime
>rates in the country,"
>--Mayor Marion Barry, Washington, DC.
>
>`````````````````````````````
>
>
> "I'm not going to have some reporters pawing through our papers. We
>are the president."
>--Hillary Clinton commenting on the release of subpoenaed documents.
>
>``````````````````````````````````
>
> "That lowdown scoundrel deserves to be kicked to death by a jackass,
>and I'm just the one to do it,"
>--A congressional candidate in Texas.
>
>````````````````````````````
>
>
>
>"Half this game is ninety percent mental."
>--Philadelphia Phillies manager, Danny Ozark
>
>``````````````````````````````````
>
>
>
>
>"It isn't pollution that's harming the environment. It's the impurities
>in our air and water that are doing it."
>--Al Gore, Vice President
>
>
>```````````````````
>
>
> "I love California. I practically grew up in Phoenix."
> --Dan Quayle
>
>
>``````````
>
> "We've got to pause and ask ourselves: How much clean air do we need?
>--Lee Iacocca
>
>
>```````````
>
> "The word "genius" isn't applicable in football. A genius is a guy
>like Norman Einstein." - --Joe Theisman, NFL football quarterback &
>sports analyst.
>
>
>````````````````````````````````````````````
>
>
> "We don't necessarily discriminate. We simply exclude certain types
>of people."
>--Colonel Gerald Wellman, ROTC Instrutor.
>
>
>````````````````````
>
>
>
>"If we don't succeed, we run the risk of failure."
>--Bill Clinton, President
>
> ``````````````````
>
>
> "Traditionally, most of Australia's imports come from overseas."!
>
>--Keppel Enderbery
>
>````````````````
>
>"Your food stamps will be stopped effective March 1992 because we
>received notice that you passed away. May God bless you. You may
>reapply if there is a change in your circumstances."
>--Department of Social Services, Greenville, South Carolina
>
>````````````````````````````````````````````
>
>
> "If somebody has a bad heart, they can plug this jack in at night as
>they go to bed and it will monitor their heart throughout the night.
>And the next morning, when they wake up dead, there'll be a record."
>--Mark S. Fowler, FCC Chairman
>
>
>*************************
>
>....Feeling smarter yet?
>