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Obama Signs Executive Order Requiring President Of United States To Be TaxpayerThe Borowitz Report
January 10, 2017
Russia Bans Meryl Streep MoviesBy Andy Borowitz
In an appearance on state television, Russian President Vladimir Putin offered no reason for the ban, other than to say that Streep was “overrated.”
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Trump Urges Spy Agencies To Lay Off Russia And Focus On Threat Posed By ActressesBy Andy Borowitz
Calling the recent allegations against Russia a “witch hunt,” Trump told intelligence chiefs that their investigations of Putin were distracting them from “America’s real enemy.”
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Intel Chiefs Say Trump’s Twitter Account Was Hacked By Four-Year-Old By Andy Borowitz
Profilers and cryptologists who studied Trump’s Twitter feed believe that the account was first hacked during the 2016 campaign, when the child was three.
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Kremlin Names Trump Employee Of The MonthBy Andy Borowitz
“No one has worked more tirelessly for the glory of the Fatherland than Donald Trump,” Vladimir Putin said in an official statement.
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Putin To Sing At Trump InaugurationBy Andy Borowitz
The choice of Putin raised eyebrows in Washington, since the Russian President is not particularly well known as a singer.
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Inauguration Protesters Plan To Surround White House To Keep Obama From LeavingBy Andy Borowitz
The protest’s organizer acknowledged that people were still planning to petition the Electoral College, but added, “This idea has a much better shot at success.”
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Putin Agrees To Receive Intelligence Briefings In Trump’s PlaceBy Andy Borowitz
“Vladimir Putin is just a terrific, terrific guy to do this,” the President-elect said. “He knows all the players.”
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Trump To Split Time Between Trump Tower And KremlinBy Andy Borowitz
His decision reportedly stemmed from his wife’s desire not to uproot the Trump family by relocating full-time to Moscow.
-obama signs executive order requiring president of united states to be taxpayer December 9, 2016
Obama Signs Executive Order Requiring President Of United States To Be TaxpayerBy Andy Borowitz
Obama urged people “not to read too much into the timing” of his executive order.
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