Post by Jaga on Nov 16, 2007 17:22:33 GMT -7
My nephew sent me this website once. The proper English phrases are replaced with the.... worst Polish language. So, please do not try to remember these phrases 
they are in the worst taste. Still, I thought it may be interesting to post it:
This letter is to the Polish stuff of one financial company located in Poland
www.joemonster.org/article.php?sid=4376&mode=thread&order=0
To: All Polish Speaking Staff
Subject: Improper Language Usage
Importance: High
It has been brought to our attention by several managers and also officials visiting our offices that polish language is
commonly used by our polish speaking staff. Such behavior is violating our policy, is highly unprofessional and offensive
to both visitors and staff. All personnel will immediately adhere to the following rules:
1. Words like jeba³ to pies, kurewska robota, chuj, kurwa and other such expressions will not be tolerated or used for
emphasis or dramatic effect, no matter how heated a discussion may become.
2. You will not say spierdoli³ when someone makes a mistake, or poca³ujcie mnie w dupe if you see someone being
reprehended, or gówno when a major mistake has been made. All forms and derivations of the verb sraæ and jebaæ are utterly
inappropriate and unacceptable in our environment.
3. No manager, section head administrator, supervisor or member of staff under any circumstances will be referred to as
chuj, zajebaniec or pierdolony debil.
4. Lack of determination will not be referred to as sraæ or olaæ nor will persons who lack initiative be referred to as pedal.
5. Creative ideas offered by management are not to be referred to as pierdo³y or pojebane pomys³y.
6. Do not say idz sie jebaæ if somebody is persistent, do not add pojeb, if a colleague is going through a difficult situation.
Furthermore, you must not say zjebaliœy to (refer to item 2) nor wyjebiemy siê na tym when a matter becomes excessively
complicated.
7. When asking someone to leave you alone, you must not say spierdalaj na drzewo nor should you ever substitute "May I help you?" with "Czego kurwa chcesz!?".
8. Under no circumstances should you ever call your industrial partners kurewski dostawca or pierdolony DCF!
9. Do not say idzcie do pizdy z tym chujem when a relevant project is presented to you, nor should you ever answer odpierdolcie siê ode mnie or metrowy chuj ci w dupe when your assistance is required.
10. You should never call partner representatives as zajebana swinia or kurewski debil.
11. The normal behavior of our staff is not to be discussed in terms such as pizda jebana, kurewskie bydle or chujowy peda³.
Last but not least, after reading this note, please do not say moga sobie wsadzic to w dupê!
Please keep hard copy for your records and information.
Thank you and best regards
they are in the worst taste. Still, I thought it may be interesting to post it:This letter is to the Polish stuff of one financial company located in Poland
www.joemonster.org/article.php?sid=4376&mode=thread&order=0
To: All Polish Speaking Staff
Subject: Improper Language Usage
Importance: High
It has been brought to our attention by several managers and also officials visiting our offices that polish language is
commonly used by our polish speaking staff. Such behavior is violating our policy, is highly unprofessional and offensive
to both visitors and staff. All personnel will immediately adhere to the following rules:
1. Words like jeba³ to pies, kurewska robota, chuj, kurwa and other such expressions will not be tolerated or used for
emphasis or dramatic effect, no matter how heated a discussion may become.
2. You will not say spierdoli³ when someone makes a mistake, or poca³ujcie mnie w dupe if you see someone being
reprehended, or gówno when a major mistake has been made. All forms and derivations of the verb sraæ and jebaæ are utterly
inappropriate and unacceptable in our environment.
3. No manager, section head administrator, supervisor or member of staff under any circumstances will be referred to as
chuj, zajebaniec or pierdolony debil.
4. Lack of determination will not be referred to as sraæ or olaæ nor will persons who lack initiative be referred to as pedal.
5. Creative ideas offered by management are not to be referred to as pierdo³y or pojebane pomys³y.
6. Do not say idz sie jebaæ if somebody is persistent, do not add pojeb, if a colleague is going through a difficult situation.
Furthermore, you must not say zjebaliœy to (refer to item 2) nor wyjebiemy siê na tym when a matter becomes excessively
complicated.
7. When asking someone to leave you alone, you must not say spierdalaj na drzewo nor should you ever substitute "May I help you?" with "Czego kurwa chcesz!?".
8. Under no circumstances should you ever call your industrial partners kurewski dostawca or pierdolony DCF!
9. Do not say idzcie do pizdy z tym chujem when a relevant project is presented to you, nor should you ever answer odpierdolcie siê ode mnie or metrowy chuj ci w dupe when your assistance is required.
10. You should never call partner representatives as zajebana swinia or kurewski debil.
11. The normal behavior of our staff is not to be discussed in terms such as pizda jebana, kurewskie bydle or chujowy peda³.
Last but not least, after reading this note, please do not say moga sobie wsadzic to w dupê!
Please keep hard copy for your records and information.
Thank you and best regards
