Post by leslie on Feb 1, 2008 9:06:45 GMT -7
The worst Christmas cracker jokes
A survey has been trying to find the Britain's worst Christmas cracker jokes.
Over 200 people picked their worst and favourite cracker jokes from a list of 50 in the survey for Nuts magazine. Funnily enough the one voted the worst by many, was also voted the favourite by a lot of others.
The joke in question - What is Santa's favourite pizza? One that's deep pan, crisp and even.
Also in the top 10 worst were:
What kind of paper likes music? (W)rapping paper
On which side do chickens have most feathers? On the outside
What's white and goes up? A confused snowflake
What do you call a woman who stands between two goal posts? Annette
Did you hear about the man who bought a paper shop? It blew away
What's furry and minty? A polo bear
How do snowmen get around? They ride an icicle
Who hides in the bakery at Christmas? A mince spy
What do you call a penguin in the Sahara desert? Lost.
Leslie
A survey has been trying to find the Britain's worst Christmas cracker jokes.
Over 200 people picked their worst and favourite cracker jokes from a list of 50 in the survey for Nuts magazine. Funnily enough the one voted the worst by many, was also voted the favourite by a lot of others.
The joke in question - What is Santa's favourite pizza? One that's deep pan, crisp and even.
Also in the top 10 worst were:
What kind of paper likes music? (W)rapping paper
On which side do chickens have most feathers? On the outside
What's white and goes up? A confused snowflake
What do you call a woman who stands between two goal posts? Annette
Did you hear about the man who bought a paper shop? It blew away
What's furry and minty? A polo bear
How do snowmen get around? They ride an icicle
Who hides in the bakery at Christmas? A mince spy
What do you call a penguin in the Sahara desert? Lost.
Leslie