Post by rdywenur on Mar 29, 2008 17:16:56 GMT -7
Little Suzy had a box of very small kittens that she was trying to
give away, so she had them out on the street corner with a sign "FREE
KITTENS" next to them. Suddenly a long line of big black cars came up
with a policeman on a motorcycle in front. The cars all stopped and a
tall man stepped out from the biggest car. "Hi, little girl, what do you
have there in the box?" he asked.
"Kittens" Little Suzy said. "They're so small, their eyes are not
even open yet."
"What kind of kittens are they?" he asked.
"Democrats" replied Little Suzy.
The tall man smiled, returned to his car and they drove
away.
Sensing a good photo opportunity, Sen. Obama called his campaign
manager and told him about the little girl with the kittens. It was
planned that they would return the next day, have all the media there and
tell everyone about these "democrat" kittens.
The next day, Little Suzy was again standing out on the corner
with her box of kittens with the "FREE KITTENS" sign. and again the
motorcade of black cars pulled up with all the vans and trucks from ABC,
NBC, CBS and CNN.
Everyone had their cameras ready when Senator Obama got out of his
limo and walked up to Little Suzy. "Now don't be frightened," he said. I
just want you to tell all these nice news people just what kind of
kittens you're giving away today."
Taken by surprise, Sen. Obama said, "But yesterday you told
me they were DEMOCRATS."
Little Suzy explained, "Yes, I know; but today they have their
eyes open."
give away, so she had them out on the street corner with a sign "FREE
KITTENS" next to them. Suddenly a long line of big black cars came up
with a policeman on a motorcycle in front. The cars all stopped and a
tall man stepped out from the biggest car. "Hi, little girl, what do you
have there in the box?" he asked.
"Kittens" Little Suzy said. "They're so small, their eyes are not
even open yet."
"What kind of kittens are they?" he asked.
"Democrats" replied Little Suzy.
The tall man smiled, returned to his car and they drove
away.
Sensing a good photo opportunity, Sen. Obama called his campaign
manager and told him about the little girl with the kittens. It was
planned that they would return the next day, have all the media there and
tell everyone about these "democrat" kittens.
The next day, Little Suzy was again standing out on the corner
with her box of kittens with the "FREE KITTENS" sign. and again the
motorcade of black cars pulled up with all the vans and trucks from ABC,
NBC, CBS and CNN.
Everyone had their cameras ready when Senator Obama got out of his
limo and walked up to Little Suzy. "Now don't be frightened," he said. I
just want you to tell all these nice news people just what kind of
kittens you're giving away today."
Taken by surprise, Sen. Obama said, "But yesterday you told
me they were DEMOCRATS."
Little Suzy explained, "Yes, I know; but today they have their
eyes open."