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Blonde
Apr 7, 2008 9:17:53 GMT -7
Post by rdywenur on Apr 7, 2008 9:17:53 GMT -7
Don, a handsome dude, walked into a sports bar around 9:58 PM. He sat down next to a blonde at the bar and stared up at the TV. The 10:00 PM news was coming on. The news crew was covering a story of a man on a ledge of a large building preparing to jump. The blonde looked at Don and said, "Do you think he'll jump?" Don says, "Yes, I bet he'll jump." The blonde replied, "Well, I bet he won't." Don placed a $20 bill on the bar and said, "You're on!" Just as the blonde placed her money on the bar, the guy on the ledge did a swan dive off the building, falling to his death. The blonde was very upset, but willingly handed her $20 to Don, saying, "Fair's fair. Here's your money." Don replied, "I can't take your money, I saw this earlier on the 5 PM news and so I knew he would jump." The blond replied, "I did too; but I didn't think he'd do it again." Don took the money.
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