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Apr 15, 2008 11:49:13 GMT -7
Post by justjohn on Apr 15, 2008 11:49:13 GMT -7
A walker noticed a lady sitting on her front step, looking completely content so he walked up to her and said, 'I couldn't help noticing how happy you look! What is your secret?' 'I smoke ten cigars a day,' she said. 'Before I go to bed, I smoke a nice big joint. Apart from that, I drink a whole bottle of Jack Daniels every week, and eat only junk food. On week-ends, I pop pills, get laid, and do no other exercise at all.' 'That is absolutely amazing! How old are you?' 'Twenty-four,' she replied. ;D ;D ;D
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Apr 15, 2008 12:12:41 GMT -7
Post by Atlantis5 on Apr 15, 2008 12:12:41 GMT -7
Haaa, I would tend to say: This young lady needs our full attention of respekt!!!
Charles
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Apr 15, 2008 15:09:04 GMT -7
Post by jimpres on Apr 15, 2008 15:09:04 GMT -7
I think I know her.........
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Apr 15, 2008 15:35:37 GMT -7
Post by rdywenur on Apr 15, 2008 15:35:37 GMT -7
I'll bet one of my margaritas its Franek's next door neighbor. Cuban cigar, flamingo pants...yup I think so ...honest. ;D ;D
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Apr 15, 2008 15:44:38 GMT -7
Post by uncltim on Apr 15, 2008 15:44:38 GMT -7
Where did you find a picture of George Burns in drag?
Good-nite Gracie.
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