Post by jimpres on Apr 16, 2008 19:31:15 GMT -7
WHO SAID THAT LITTLE GIRLS AREN'T SMART
A firefighter was working on the engine outside the station when he
Noticed a little girl nearby in a little red wagon with little ladders
hung off the sides & a garden hose tightly coiled in the middle. The
girl was wearing a firefighter' s helmet. The wagon was being pulled by her dog & her cat.The fire fighter walked over to take a closer
look."That sure is a nice fire truck," the firefighter said with admiration. "Thanks," the girl replied. The firefighter looked a little closer & noticed the girl had tied the wagon to her dog's collar & to the cat's testicles. "Little partner," the firefighter said "I don't want to tell you how to run your rig, but if you were to
tie that rope around the cat's collar, I think you could go faster."The little girl replied thoughtfully, "You're probably right, but then I wouldn't have
a siren."
A firefighter was working on the engine outside the station when he
Noticed a little girl nearby in a little red wagon with little ladders
hung off the sides & a garden hose tightly coiled in the middle. The
girl was wearing a firefighter' s helmet. The wagon was being pulled by her dog & her cat.The fire fighter walked over to take a closer
look."That sure is a nice fire truck," the firefighter said with admiration. "Thanks," the girl replied. The firefighter looked a little closer & noticed the girl had tied the wagon to her dog's collar & to the cat's testicles. "Little partner," the firefighter said "I don't want to tell you how to run your rig, but if you were to
tie that rope around the cat's collar, I think you could go faster."The little girl replied thoughtfully, "You're probably right, but then I wouldn't have
a siren."