Paiwan..Here's my joke for you

[Mary]

As part of my penance, (after 5 Hail-Mary's) is a joke, as you requested.

Mary

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Doctors

(A) The number of physicians in the U.S. is

700,000.

(B) Accidental deaths caused by Physicians

per year are < BR>
120,000.

(C) Accidental deaths per physician

is

0.171.

Statistics courtesy of U.S.Dept of

Health Human Services.

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Now think about this:

Guns

(A) The number of gun owners in the U.S.

is

80,000,000.

(Yes, that's 80 million)

(B) The number of accidental gun deaths

per year, all age groups,

is

1,500.


(C) The number of accidental deaths

per gun owner

is

.000188.

Statistics courtesy of FBI

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So, statistically, doctors are approximately

9,000 times more dangerous than gun owners.

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Remember, 'Guns don't kill people, doctors do.'

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FACT: NOT EVERYONE HAS A GUN,
BUT

ALMOST EVERYONE HAS AT LEAST ONE DOCTOR.

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Please alert your friends

to this
alarming threat.

We must ban doctors

before this gets completely out of hand!!!!!

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Out of concern for the public at large,

I withheld the statistics on

lawyers

for fear the shock would cause

people to panic and seek medical attention.