WINTER CLASSES FOR MEN

[Mary]

WINTER CLASSES FOR MEN

AT THE LEARNING CENTER FOR ADULTS



REGISTRATION MUST BE COMPLETED BY

Monday, Feb. 06, 2008

NOTE: DUE TO THE COMPLEXITY AND DIFFICULTY LEVEL
OF THEIR CONTENTS, CLASS SIZES WILL BE LIMITED TO 8 PARTICIPANTS MAXIMUM.


Class 1
How To Fill Up The Ice Cube Trays --- Step by Step, with Slide Presentation.
Meets 4 weeks, Monday and Wednesday for 2 hours beginning at 7:00 PM.

Class 2
The Toilet Paper Roll --- Does It Change Itself?
Round Table Discussion.
Meets 2 weeks, Saturday 12:00 for 2 hours.

Class 3
Is It Possible To Urinate Using The Technique Of Lifting The Seat and
Avoiding The Floor, Walls and Nearby Bathtub? --- Group Practice.
Meets 4 weeks, Saturday 10:00 PM for 2 hours.


Class 4
Fundamental Differences Between The Laundry Hamper and The Floor ---
Pictures and Explanatory Graphics.
Meets Saturdays at 2:00 PM for 3 weeks.

Class 5
After Dinner Dishes --- Can They Levitate and Fly Into The Kitchen Sink?
Examples on Video.
Meets 4 weeks, Tuesday and Thursday for 2 hours beginning
at 7:00 PM

Class 6
Loss Of Identity --- Losing The Remote To Your Significant Other.
Help Line Support and Support Groups.
Meets 4 Weeks, Friday and Sunday 7:00 PM

Class 7
Learning How To Find Things --- Starting With Looking In The Right Places
And Not Turning The House Upside Down While Screaming.
Open Forum .
Monday at 8:00 PM, 2 hours.

Class 8
Health Watch --- Bringing Her Flowers Is Not Harmful To Your Health.
Graphics and Audio Tapes.
Three nights; Monday, Wednesday, Friday at 7:00 PM for 2 hours.

Class 9
Real Men Ask For Directions When Lost --- Real Life Testimonials.
Tuesdays at 6:00 PM Location to be determined.

Class 10
Is It Genetically Impossible To Sit Quietly While She Parallel Parks?
Driving Simulations.
4 weeks, Saturday's noon, 2 hours.

Class 11
Learning to Live --- Basic Differences Between Mother and Wife.
Online Classes and role-playing .
Tuesdays at 7:00 PM, location to be determined

Class 12
How to be the Ideal Shopping Companion
Relaxation Exercises, Meditation and Breathing Techniques.
Meets 4 weeks, Tuesday and Thursday for 2 hours beginning at 7:00 PM.

Class 13
How to Fight Cerebral Atrophy --- Remembering Birthdays, Anniversaries and Other Important Dates and Calling When You're Going To Be Late.
Cerebral Shock Therapy Sessions and Full Lobotomies Offered.
Three nights; Monday, Wednesday, Friday at 7:00 PM for 2 hours.


Class 14
The Stove/Oven --- What It Is and How It Is Used.
Live Demonstration.
Tuesdays at 6:00 PM, location to be determined.

Upon completion of any of the above courses,
diplomas will be issued to the survivors.


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hehehe....
Sorry guys, I couldn't help myself!

Mary

[bescheid]

Haaa mary

What a wonderful presentation! And of course I will place application forth with for Winter Class for men, I think perhaps this would place in proper classification of my species of that I belong..

But, I do have some reservations pertaining of exceptions:

I do not pee on walls or floor, it is of my toilet training to number

1} raise up toilet lid, place butt down squarely, then conduct business.

2}Flush said toilet

Administrative requirement of secondary importance as per-description under requirement of paragraph description then of Federal administration number of said paragraph in the 1st.

My wife and her driving:

I will not complain. For she is of an excellent driver, she is caring, very professional in exampled of driving skill.

I feel very safe whilst in care of exampled whilst a passenger of said auto of her ownership.

As of numeration of above said paragraph of said requirement upon requirement of said safety requirements, please refer to 1st of paragraph requirement of safe travell..

Whilst in my personal vehicle of auto travel {please refer to Federal Administration of description of vehicular auto}

My wife as passenger of above description. Will formerly advise of her description of my operation of said auto as operated upon said described pubilik road way as described as Express Way our description as of {Autobahn}.

My Gawed, what are you doing! How in hell do you keep the police away!! Sloww down or I will get out of this darn thing!!

Ok, Ok, I am a simple man. I know when my time is up, I have had it...only of a bit of time, and my woman will find a best replacement for my self.

For why. Would I have left the trawler fleet of our ships for this???

Charles

[Mary]

Oh Charles!!!

Thats the best laugh I had all day!

Mary