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Blonds
Mar 20, 2008 11:37:11 GMT -7
Post by hollister on Mar 20, 2008 11:37:11 GMT -7
KNITTING A highway patrolman pulled alongside a speeding car on the freeway. Glancing at the car, he was astounded to see that the blonde behind the wheel was knitting! Realizing that she was oblivious to his flashing lights and siren, the trooper cranked down his window, turned on his bullhorn and yelled, “PULL OVER!” “NO!” the blonde yelled back, “IT’S A SCARF!”
IN A VACUUM A blonde was playing Trivial Pursuit one night. It was her turn. She rolled the dice and she landed on Science & Nature Her question was, “If you are in a vacuum and someone calls your name, can you hear it?” She thought for a time and then asked, “Is it on or off?”
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Blonds
Mar 25, 2008 17:27:29 GMT -7
Post by uncltim on Mar 25, 2008 17:27:29 GMT -7
ICE FISHING
A blonde wanted to go ice fishing. She had seen many books on the subject and, finally getting all the necessary tools together, she made for the ice. After positioning her comfy footstool, she started to make a circular cut into the ice.
Suddenly, from above a voice boomed "There are no fish under the ice!".
Startled she moved farther down the ice, poured a thermos of cappuccino and began to cut yet another hole.
Again, from the heavens bellowed, "There are no fish under the ice!"
Now worried she moved clear down to the opposite end of the ice. She set up her stool once more and proceeded to cut a hole in the ice.
The voice came once more "There are no fish under the ice!"
She stopped, looked skyward, and asked, "Is that you Lord?"
The voice replied, "No, this is the manager of the Hockey Rink!"
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