Pawian
European
Have you seen my frog?
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Post by Pawian on Oct 22, 2007 11:19:07 GMT -7
Why are Kaczynski brothers driven in limos with dark tinted windows? So that nobody could see that they are sitting in baby car seats...
- Dlaczego Kaczyńskich wożą w samochodach z czarnymi szybami? - Żeby nikt nie widział, że siedzą w fotelikach...
A woman comes to the greengorcers.
Can I have a kilo of potatoes but each must be different, I am fed up with twins.
Przychodzi baba do sklepu: - Poproszę kilo kartofli. Tylko, żeby każdy był inny, bo bliźniaków już więcej nie zniosę.
Chuck Norris counted to infinity. Twice. J. Kaczynski does it too. On the fingers of one hand.
Chuck Norris policzył do nieskończoności. Dwa razy. Jarosław Kaczyński robi to samo. Na palcach jednej ręki.
The theory of evolution doesn`t exist. There is only a list of creatures allowed by Chuck Norris to live. By order of J. Kaczyński. Teoria ewolucji nie istnieje. Tylko lista stworzeń, którym Chuck Norris pozwolił żyć. Na polecenie Jarosława Kaczyńskiego.
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Pawian
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Have you seen my frog?
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Post by Pawian on Oct 28, 2007 15:12:02 GMT -7
MOTHER-Hurry up John! You'll be late for school. SON-I don't want to go to school. MOTHER-But you have to. SON-But the teachers don't like me and the boys call me names. MOTHER-I'll give you two good reasons why you should go. SON-What are they? MOTHER-You are sixty years old and you're the headmaster there.
In the course of the lecture the professor ironically to his students: -If your friends in the back rows of the room were quiet and stop talking as those in the middle who are solving their crosswords,the ones sitting in the first rows could easily continue their nap.
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