Prez meets the Wizard

[kaima]

It helps if you are familiar with the movie Wizard of Oz, as well as presidents of the USA. As parts of the US are being hit by tornadoes, it is appropriate that we accompany presidents, past and present, to the land of Oz.


So, one day, four United States Presidents get caught up in a tornado and off they whirled to the land of OZ.


They finally made it to the Emerald City and went to find the Great Wizard


What brings the 4 of you before the great Wizard of Oz?





Jimmy Carter stepped forward timidly and said:
I've come for some courage.

'NO Problem!' said the Wizard. ' Who's next?'


Richard Nixon stepped forward, 'Well, I think I need a heart.'

'Done! Who comes next before the Great and Powerful Oz ?'


Up stepped Bush and said, 'I'm told by the American people that I need a brain.'

'No problem!' said the Wizard, 'consider it done.'

Then there is a great silence in the hall.

Bill Clinton is just standing there, looking around, but he doesn't say a word.
Irritated, the Wizard finally asks, 'Well, what do you want? '












'IS DOROTHY HERE?'

[Atlantis5]

Haaa Kai

That is so precious!! Hmmm, now then, it would so seem you hold the knowledge of experience,,,as you also have travelled the {yellow brick road}

Charles

[kaima]

Why yes Charles,

I was whisked off to the land of Oz on occasion, and even have spent some pleasant time with Dorothey.

The rest of that story must be left to imagination.

Kai