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Post by jimpres on Mar 2, 2008 18:26:57 GMT -7
Chris,
JPII must be smiling about now, cus I am. good one.
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Post by rdywenur on Mar 4, 2008 12:36:18 GMT -7
Subject: HOW TO STOP CHURCH GOSSIP
>>> >> Mildred, the church gossip, and self-appointed monitor of the >> church's morals, kept sticking her nose in to other people's >> business. Several members did not approve of her extra curricular >> activities, but feared her enough to maintain their silence. She >> made a mistake, however, when she accused Ray, a new member, of >> being an alcoholic after she saw his old pickup parked in front of >> the town's only bar one afternoon. She emphatically told Ray (and >> several others) that everyone seeing it there would know what he >> was doing. Ray, a man of few words, stared at her for a moment and >> just turned and walked away. He didn't explain, defend, or deny... >> He said nothing. Later that evening, Ray quietly parked his pickup >> in front of Mildred's house... Walked home.... And left it there >> all night !!! >> You gotta love Ray! >>
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Post by hollister on Mar 6, 2008 5:00:43 GMT -7
A blonde goes to the Emergency Room…
A blonde hurries into the emergency room late one night with the tip of her index finger shot off. “How did this happen?” the emergency room doctor asked her. “Well, I was trying to commit suicide,” the blonde replied. “What?” sputtered the doctor. “You tried to commit suicide by shooting your finger off?” “No silly!” the blonde said. “First I put the gun to my chest, and I thought: I just paid $6,000.00 for these breast implants, I’m not shooting myself in the chest.” “So then?” asked the doctor. “Then I put the gun in my mouth, and I thought: I just paid $3000.00 to get my teeth straightened, I’m not shooting myself in the mouth.” “So then?” “Then I put the gun to my ear, and I thought: This is going to make a loud noise. So I put my finger in the other ear before I pulled the trigger.”
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